Finally! A sport he could excel at! AND he could get applause for being obnoxious! He spent many hours practicing at home by doing stunt falls over the living room furniture while watching The Wild Wild West. Then one summer his hormones kicked in and he grew a foot and that stretched him out and took care of the husky clothes! And he started to like himself again and all of a sudden anything seemed possible! He moved to Colorado and grew long hair!! Then he moved back home and started acting professionally.
Well, that's been going on for a long time now. His work has taken him all over Philadelphia and all over the world! He won some awards for his work on stage, he was a host for Travelers on Discovery Channel, he's been on Homicide and even did a movie with old timer Mambo man Scott Johnston!
Speaking of Mambo, for a long time, Pearce felt a nagging feeling in the back of his hips. As happy as he was, something was missing. Then one day, supreme leader and trailer enthusiast Todd Kimmell called him up and asked "Do you want to Mambo?" At first, Pearce was confused - he didn't have those kind of feelings for Todd. Then he realized that Todd was asking him to join that elite corps of artistic macho men, MAMBO MOVERS, the SENSITIVE moving company and a few hours later he was merrily giving the first of many "HEAVE HOH'S!" to a modular sofa!
Mambo taught Pearce that you can work on your muscles and your mind at the same time (and it took away that nagging feeling in the back of his hips).
Pearce has made a lot of friends through mambo-ing and some of them still talk to him. Like Serge, the new fearless leader, who taught him his favorite saying - "Dvezhaseezahveerahee!"
Well, life goes on and now Pearce is living in New York City and trying to move his way up the food chain in show business. Not too long ago, he watched some New York movers do their thing (like sherpas with thousands of pounds on their backs skipping up 5 flights of stairs) and when he told them he used to mambo, they were IM-pressed!
